Doddmentum

That's what I'm calling it. Yes, I have an opinion. So sue me.

Talk about up the middle. If you, too, are tired of "taking it up the middle", give me a Hell Yeah!

MEMO

TO: THE POWERS THAT BE

FROM: THE GREENIE DAT NATION

RE: UP THE MIDDLE

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PLEASE NOTE THAT AS OF CLOSE OF BUSINESS TODAY, WE, THE GREENIE DAT NATION HEREBY OFFER NOTICE THAT WE ARE RETIRING "UP THE MIDDLE." OFFICIALLY. YOU CAN GO "UP THE MIDDLE" AT YOUR LEISURE AND CONVENIENCE, JUST NOT HERE. THANK YOU.

P.S. WE HAVE CONFIDENCE IN OUR TEAM ON 4 AND 1 EVEN IF YOU DO NOT.